Confrontation (Secret History of Henry & Daniel)

Daniel: Why... Henry: ***WHY?! HAHAHA!!! THEY WERE IMPOSTERS, DANIEL!!! THEY DIDN'T LOVE YOU, I LOVED YOU! YOU THINK THEY WERE YOUR FRIENDS?! I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND, DANIEL!!!*** Henry: ***DON'T YOU GET IT?! DANIEL'S BEST FRIEND IS HENRY!!! MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*** Daniel: You have never, *ever once*, or ever **WILL BE** my friend. You *sick* **TWISTED** ***F-CK!!*** Henry: Oh! I get it now! If Henry is Daniel's best friend... *AND I'M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND...* Daniel: Oh no... Henry: ***THEN YOU AREN'T DANIEL!!!!!!!***