"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." "Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge." "L for 'love.' Good times." "Thank you, Chuck Norris." "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!" "Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.