Sprocket Rocket

What happens when you convert a rider mower into the most powerful racing vehicle on god's green earth? More torque than it can handle, an engine block overdesigned just to weigh down the front, and exactly one crumple zone to fold the front and back together to form a convenient coffin. The Sprocket Rocket is more power than any person can reasonably handle, its turning radius can best be described as "none", and it's so loud that the engineers behind it figured "what the hell" and made the exhaust pipes into bullhorns because there was no way they were ever going to make it any quieter