Bacterial Infection!

Bacteria is everywhere, but the chances are, you don't get to see it every day, or ever maybe. Though just because you don't see it, doesn't mean it's not there. In fact. Every time you shake someones sweaty hands, touch a wet door knob, a sticky keyboard, your sweat covered phone, your dog, or cat that licks it's self every day. You come in contact with thousand of germs! Why am I stating all of this? I don't know, but your probably feeling pretty germaphobic about now. Oh, and don't worry, this isn't a real bacteria (I think). It was acctually all made up. So you don't have to worry about this creepy thing crawling all over you and getting in your food, and in your mouth. Making you sick and... yeah your about to wash your hands now aren't you?