ONE TIME, IN THE PAST, SOME FRIES GOT STUCK TOGETHER BY A GLOB OF PROBABLY KETCHUP. TOGETHER, THE FRIES AND SAUCE FORMED A FRENCH FRY BEING. ITS NAME IS FRYDAY. FRYDAY WILL COME OVER TONIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU WANT IT TO!
BUT not ON FRIDAYS...
THAT'S WHEN IT TAKES A DAY OFF. SO PLEASE LET FRYDAY REST HAHAHA