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I didn't bevel the corners because I really wasn't aiming for a great mesh, but rather for a good faithful texture, using my own pipe as a reference.
Also, at first the Magritte reference was just a joke, but I've come to realize it makes even more sense to have Magritte's idea for the painting I'm emulating, The Treachery of Images, works even better with a 3D model, given that 3D models are very often used to fool us into thinking they're real, and who knows how far this will go as technology advances.