Looking to cater a massive party? Got a nigh insatiable sweet tooth? Need ammo for your party cannon?
Look no further than my industrial strength gumballs! (Or jawbreakers. I'm not sure at this point...)
They're packed with 21 terabytes of sugar, 5 blocks of molasses and 30 amps of peppermint oil. And that's in just one gumball!
(WARNING. Wait five(5) hours after consumption before operating a motor vehicle. Do not attempt to consume in one bite.)