Disabled Lamp

This lamp fought in the second vietnam war with captain yoda of the third reich. Whenever he got shoot by The ChingChong He lost high lightbulb causing him to spill oil over, but with the help of his friend ELMO from sesame street he made it out alive. But then booty_Slayer_6969 came out from under the bushes with his m15 and came out and shoot ELMO. Elmo with his last bit of strength saved Lamp~kun. After this heroic act lamp~kun knew he owed his life to Elmo and fought the war in his place even with his disability. Soon they won against the captain Grass_Eater420xX and won the second vietnam war. To where they were brought back home. Lamp~Kun not taking life for granted anymore after elmo saved him over his own life, He told the general Mr Rogers, if he would give Elmo the badge of honor to Elmo. Mr rogers agreed and so everyone in the military came to Elmo grade to gve him the badge of honor. This is the story of the god Elmo who is such a great person. Disabled lamp doesn't take life for granted anymore.